Whaddya do when your job's on the line? Anything ... everything.2 days notice and only 2 weeks severance pay ... what the fuck? Cutbacks, downsizing, mismanagement, overall ineptitude -- for whatever reason, pink slips are flying all around. Morale is low; tension is high; and anxiety pervades the air as everyone wonders what's gonna happen next. Desperate times call for desperate measures.